Sleep Talking Husband

I’ve been saving up some great new quotes from Chris sleep talking to add to my collection and share with you. Man, he just makes me laugh so hard! Here are a few of the best recent ones.

“A wookie’s favorite store is Pier1 Imports. They love all the baskets.”

“They just can’t be magical if you don’t butter them!”

“They gotta stop that! The cats keep digging up all the potatoes before they’re ready. I’m sure they’re not even that hungry.” 

Too funny, right?! I think he’s a keeper.

Sleep Talking Husband

He’s been at it again!! I’ve got a little note in my phone full of the funny things Chris has been saying lately in his sleep. There are some great ones, so I just had to share. See his first round of sleep talking quotes here.

“You can’t just fart and walk away like that. You have to savor your work!”

“We need toilet paper slaves…like little muppets in chains who deliver toilet paper to wherever they are summoned.”

“You’ve got to use the force…it will make your head shrink though. All Jedi have small heads.”

That last one is my favorite!! I laughed so hard I could barely write it in my phone! I took my own advice and started keeping track of the good ones that he comes up with. And then in the morning I tell him what he said and we laugh even harder. It’s a fun way to start the day.

Does your loved one talk in their sleep?
What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever heard someone say?

And since this post is about my guy I thought I’d share a couple pictures we took together last weekend. The first one was a total fluke, as demonstrated by the second, not in focus shot. Its hard to get 2 people in focus with a 50mm lens taking the picture yourself. But I just love them both. I just love him.

My Sleep Talking Husband

Chris is able to fall asleep soooo fast it drives me crazy, but real gems happen when his mouth is still working after he’s entered dream world. The things that he comes up with sometimes just kill me! I usually share on Facebook so others can have a laugh too, but Chris thought it would be fun to share on the blog. I loved that idea!

Here are three of my favorites:

“Muppets can’t drool, they’ve got no saliva.”

“Cowboys don’t need power tools.”

“Picasso is a douche bag…asymmetry is for pansies.”

I really have to start remembering to write them down more often. The best times are when he responds to the questions I ask him in his sleep. We’ve had full conversations before that just keep getting funnier and funnier.

Laughter is good for my soul…I’m so glad this husband of mine can make me laugh…fully conscious or not! Hehe!

Have you ever read The Sleep Talking Man blog? His wife records what he says to share, which I think is brilliant. He’s a bit of potty mouth sometimes, but so many good one-liners.

Do any of your loved ones talk in their sleep?
Do you write down the funny things they say?
Please share some!